Tuesday, November 8, 2011

lemon juice

One Sunday morning, an old single lady  goes to confession and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different men." The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass, and drink the juice." "Will that cleanse me of my sins?" "No," replies the priest. "But it’ll wipe that BIG SMILE on  your face."

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