Thursday, September 15, 2011

rules to remember

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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4 comments:

  1. hadiSeptember 18, 2011 at 1:21 AM

    so sarcastic..but i like..nice
    ...('',)

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  2. kimmyschemySeptember 19, 2011 at 6:18 AM

    love it! funny and sensible :) left you a KI$$, girl! hope i get one back, thanks!

    by the way, do you mind checking out on When Is The Time For Love?

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  3. Mommy LizSeptember 21, 2011 at 7:37 AM

    It's so funny, can't help but leave a comment. Can I borrow it? :)

    http://wrozlie.com

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  4. Zenith In HeartSeptember 24, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    hahaha u made me laugh today :) thanks :)

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