Friday, July 29, 2011

Wedding disaster

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer”, the man began, I can explain. 
snapped the officer. I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back!! 

But, officer, I just wanted to say, 

And I said be quiet! You’re going to jail!! 

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, Lucky for you, the chiefs at his daughters wedding so he’ll be in a good mood when he gets back. 

“Don’t count on it “,
answered the guy in the cell. I’m the groom.!!!

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